Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth...

Come As Soon As You Hear's shindig at Twisted Pepper this Saturday the 19th from 11 is set to be the party to end all parties. Literally...

Here at CASAYH's secret underground headquarters, we received a pretty disturbing email from an anonymous “N”. He/she writes:

“Come Soon ye sinners, the end is near
Our warning call you all must Hear
By way of storm or gaping chasm
Our Earth’s fine crust shall wretch and spasm

She’ll suddenly refuse to tilt
Until a virgin’s blood is spilled
Tainted blood she won’t allow
Have mercy on our souls. Miaow”

Can you hear that? The vuvuzelas of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as they speedily approach? That's right. Our days are numbered. Unless we find a virgin to sacrifice, Saturday will be our last. So, let's make it count.

How will you meet your grizzly fate? Porcupine to the heart? Ingrown Olsen Twin? Cruciatus Curse? Show us how by dressing accordingly. We want to know how it happens.

☠ Cataclysmic choons from PONY KIDS and CASAYH DJs ☠ Gallons of blood ☠ Decimating drinks promotions ☠ Dance, dance, dancing to death ☠ Virgin sacrifice and/or The End of The World™ ☠

Get in for the cheaper price of €5 by shlapping your details on here: http://short.ie/apocalypse

Come As Soon As You Hear.

En Garde

Somewhere,
In a mezzanine above Twisted Pepper...

Trouble was a brewing. Captain Trouble, that is, brewing her Come As Soon As You Beer, under the watchful eye of The Alchemist, Shadowcat, and Concussion. Their dastardly plan to turn the whole city of Dublin into aloof, cynical hipsters by way of poisonous elixir was well under way.

Meanwhile,
in a secret lair under Clarendon St...

Helpful Girl, with the aid of her trusty binoculars, had those wretched villains well within her sights. She, alongside Basilisk, Lockjaw and Frostbite (known as The Hyper Friends) would thwart their evil plans once and for all. Now that you have Heard, Come join them in their quest to save our city!

Your mission:

Come to The Basement @ Clarendon House at 8:30pm and bring your own beer to counteract the poison. Here you will be given your Superhero name, and kitted out in appropriate garb, if you have not already done so. Then we will ambush The Twisted Pepper at 11pm sharp, and engage in a battle to end all battles.

When you hear the klaxon, that's your chance to grab the nearest sticker labelled "POW", "ZWANG", "KNARG" "ETC", and whack it on your enemies. So villains, heed our call! You can Run As Soon As You Hear but you can't Hide As Soon As You Hear. All my single superheroes, put your hands up, and Kick Some Ass As Soon As You Hear.

Bat time: 11pm, Saturday 15th of May
Bat channel: The Mezz at Twisted Pepper
Bat price: A fiver if you put your name on this here bat-cheaplist - http://short.ie/kick

Strike The Pose

Vogue As Soon As You Hear. 17th of April. Twisted Pepper. 11pm - late. Cheaplist: here.

Well, Holy God

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The Virgin Mary and you.

Oh come all ye faithless and prepare to be converted. After her recent sell-out show at Knock, The Blessed Virgin is making a one night only apparition at the Bernard Shaw on Holy Fool's Thursday, the 1st of April, and it promises to be divine.

Featuring....

Tunes from both testaments and virtuous visuals from Collidoscope (http://soundcloud.com/collidoscope/tracks)
Euchristic electropop from Come As Soon As You Hear's Joey Kavanagh & Eimear Fitzmaurice
Decades of The Rosary
Baptisms
Condom Communion
Religious treats
And, of course, an appearance by The Madonna herself

This Facebook invite has ended. Go now in peace, to love and serve The Lord.

Deeper Underground

The Basement is an underground performance and rehearsal space that has been our base of operations for the past year or so and the organisers of a series of 'Scriptscribe' workshops felt it was about time we included it in our plays.

Six writers have drawn inspiration from The Basement and come up with an original 20 minute script. Some of these will eventually be performed in The Basement but, for now, we're hoping you'll come along and check out the scripts-in-progress.

This evening and tomorrow evening there will be rehearsed readings of the 20 min scripts in The Basement (Clarendon House, Clarendon Street, Dublin 2).

Come. Listen. Discuss. Wine. Whine.

[Tueday 23d @ 8pm]
Readings of work by:
John Singleton
Tim Smyth
Meadhbh Haiceid

[Wednesday 24th @8pm]
Readings of work by:
Jennifer Carroll
Louise Melinn
Joey Kavanagh

Entry: €3 (suggested)

Dramaturgy by Dan Colley and Bryan Moriarty. Facilitated by Róisín Mcgann.

Future's Made of Virtual Insanity

We're swapping clothes again, but this time we're stripping off on chatroulette.com.

Instruction manual for 'Chat As Soon As You Roulette':

1. Come.
2. Do a sexy dance for the benefit of those watching you on their computer screens.
3. When the klaxon sounds, 'next' your clothes by swapping 'em with someone nearby.
4. Repeat steps 2 - 3 until you...
5. Come.
6. Exeunt.

Dress code: Clothes you might never see again.

Choons: Of the bangin' variety. Served up by electro fiend Shane Kelly and pop purveyor Conor Behan (AKA Platinum Jones).

€5 before 12 if you fill your details into this here cheaplist - http://short.ie/chat

Bright Like Neon Love

On 20th of February 2010, Skins As Soon As You Hear rocked The Twisted Pepper. Hard. Details as to what exactly went down are sketchy. This much we know:

DJs Peter Fingleton (of C.U.N.T. notoriety) and Frankie Grimes provided a lethal cocktail of tunes.

Everything was ultraviolet. Or maybe that was 'ultra-violent'? No, we think it's the first one.

There are fuzzy reports of a klaxon blaring, provoking strangers to scrawl on each other with UV markers and affix stickers to each other.

Guests signed this guestlist http://short.ie/skins to get in for a discounted price of €5.

Do you know what happened? If so, please let us know at comeassoonasyouhear@gmail.com. We'd appreciate any information you can provide.

Find out more here.