Monday, 19 October 2009


Vampires are Gay.
The moon is a dick.
I hate your breasts.

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Soundcheck Poster

Plus, we be DJing at it, so come!

Saturday, 10 October 2009

"On a stool by the bar sits a girl with a scar and a broken heart. Sit with her awhile and hold her hand and see if you can help. Follow the trail, put the pieces together. A game, a treasure hunt of sorts. But it's a secret."


Friday, 2 October 2009

Passing The Parcel

Photo's courtesy of The Miseducation Of
It's a quarter to midnight
and all through the club
they flocked from every crevice
of our fair city Dub

To gather and circle
and make a wide birth
for the parcel that symbolised
fair Gossip child's birth
Treats for all players
All creeds short or tall
but we cannot ignore
we know winner takes all
Then all of a sudden
as if magically
our thoughts were displayed
for all present to see

The clubbers befuddled
a confession?, a haunt?
but hey, it's my fucking party
and I'll cry if I want