tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3902702655346369222024-02-20T17:20:19.779-08:00Come as soon as you hear!(a creative collective)12345645645666777http://www.blogger.com/profile/17754979002378739414noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-81774577076228521702011-06-17T09:37:00.000-07:002011-06-17T09:44:01.663-07:00Give Her Up To The Gods<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IUR2JX67-cvkoXmNuHyD7M6SBY4zHOdiAQ02E8yfLkWh-oK_aPm1Ik9sRbzmEk_js4YHrp43Qb-QWpD31EhXxQ-t4o5t5vVbiBIufPyhPiWaTdP9DwGPj3P5h7MBqawxEcn79XVQxYZc/s1600/human+sacrifice+online.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IUR2JX67-cvkoXmNuHyD7M6SBY4zHOdiAQ02E8yfLkWh-oK_aPm1Ik9sRbzmEk_js4YHrp43Qb-QWpD31EhXxQ-t4o5t5vVbiBIufPyhPiWaTdP9DwGPj3P5h7MBqawxEcn79XVQxYZc/s400/human+sacrifice+online.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619229565992658226" border="0" /></a>For this year's <a href="http://www.solsticecork.com/">Solstice</a> Closing Party in Cork, Come As Soon As You Hear have teamed up with the festival organisers to present Human Sacrifice, an evening of DJs, dancing and virgin bloodshed at Murphy's Midsummer Nights at The Spiegeltent from 10pm this Sunday, June 19th. You're cordially invited to come play your part in the ceremony that will see a pretty young virgin pay the ultimate price as part of a gesture of gratitude to The Gods for a bountiful harvest. Tickets are €10 and available <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.corkmidsummer.com/event/human-sacrifice">here</a>.<br /><br /><object height="257" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfiWdhyTldE?version=3&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfiWdhyTldE?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="257" width="400"></embed></object>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-90173990205363615112011-06-17T09:34:00.000-07:002011-06-17T09:36:57.850-07:00And The Winner Is...Crushing the competition in the loveliest of ways, the worthy winner of Miss Come As Soon As You Hear 2011 was Lola White.<br /><br /><object height="257" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ueBpwgp_SxE?version=3&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ueBpwgp_SxE?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="257" width="400"></embed></object>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-69048248459890126322011-06-03T06:40:00.000-07:002011-06-03T07:07:18.694-07:00Solstice<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.solsticecork.com/images/slideshow/solstice.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.solsticecork.com/images/slideshow/solstice.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Come As Soon As You Hear are very excited to announce our involvement in Solstice, a brand new initiative being run as part of the Cork Midsummer Festival this month.<br /><br />The mini festival, organised by four young arts enthusiasts, will run from the 16th to the 19th of June and will showcase work by over 150 emerging artists in the fiels of music, dance, theatre and visual art descend. Transforming the Old FAS Building in the heart of Cork city into a pop-up venue, Solstice will include over 30 performances and will run from 10am to 10pm each day.<br /><br />We will be debuting a new show, <a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" href="http://www.solsticecork.com/artists/casayh/index.html">Spurt</a>, devised by Karl Watson and Dan Colley, as well as helping to liven up the festival's top secret closing party with something we've been working on for a few weeks. Check out the full programme <a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" href="http://www.solsticecork.com/programme.html">here</a>.<br /><br />Solstice is an exciting new venture and, if you fancy doing your bit to help with proceedings, you can donate to their current Fund It campaign <a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);" href="http://www.fundit.ie/project/solstice-3">here</a>.<br /><br /><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/22695040?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" frameborder="0" height="265" width="400"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/22695040">Solstice</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/solsticecork">Solstice</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</p>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-2530603751775078242011-06-03T06:09:00.000-07:002011-06-03T06:14:13.734-07:00I Personally Believe<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSPjsP7rdVckE5bgJAYGsJpYDw3PdxU5kMDZcW-DlX577oA62MfbE5T5Qji1j-P274nXRhbU1b2b8-psCDzXR29qRN9NPUPGAOUxOUAJadpZ2qzm0l_Ba7XZOPhb-w_hl2wNFF9KewC39G/s1600/Miss_CASAYH.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 567px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSPjsP7rdVckE5bgJAYGsJpYDw3PdxU5kMDZcW-DlX577oA62MfbE5T5Qji1j-P274nXRhbU1b2b8-psCDzXR29qRN9NPUPGAOUxOUAJadpZ2qzm0l_Ba7XZOPhb-w_hl2wNFF9KewC39G/s1600/Miss_CASAYH.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>She was lovely and fair as the rose of the summer,<br /><div class="description summary">Yet 'twas not her beauty alone that drew me near.<br />Oh no, 'twas the truth in her eyes ever dawning<br />That made me love Mary, Miss Come As Soon As You Hear.<br /><br />We're throwing our last Come As Soon As You Hear party for the foreseeable future but, before we dismantle the clotheslines, we'd like to pass on our crown and sceptre to a beautiful torchbearer. You.<br /><br />Miss Come As Soon As You Hear 2011 will see Lovely Girls and Lovelorn Boys compete over four rounds, compered by Mr Conor Behan:<br /><br />Draw With Con(or)<br />Bin Bag Modelling<br />Special Talent<br />Paparazzi Hula Hoop Finale<br /><br />Following the coronation, we'll keep the glamour coming with music and mayhem. Pop your details in <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://bit.ly/misscasayh">here</a> for cheaplist.<br /><br /><span>If you're interested in taking part, e-mail comeassoonasyouhear@gmail.</span><wbr><span class="word_break"></span>com with your name and a description of your special talent.</div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-12090611420693836132011-05-11T06:47:00.000-07:002011-05-11T06:59:00.761-07:00Quite.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTZ4h3v5rbfA-65qGny6TCp_qC0WxoDPCQFENQm4bGgIu2WPauPZM_5XGSpgkxYH7CU29Dgk73zqvuhhB01xCrI8lzFDSGSwermTTaEnVBdQjRZQtGXN-XMS4MeXFn2gy0rqKT9yhKm37/s1600/curtsey+poster+a4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 423px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTZ4h3v5rbfA-65qGny6TCp_qC0WxoDPCQFENQm4bGgIu2WPauPZM_5XGSpgkxYH7CU29Dgk73zqvuhhB01xCrI8lzFDSGSwermTTaEnVBdQjRZQtGXN-XMS4MeXFn2gy0rqKT9yhKm37/s1600/curtsey+poster+a4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="description summary">Greetings citizens of Ireland,<br /><br />It's me, Queen Elizabeth. As you may have heard, I will soon be gracing you with my presence. First stop on my itinerary is an appearance at the Twisted Pepper on Saturday, 14th of May, and your presence is requested.<br /><br />I will be laying down some badass beats on the decks, along with Duke Michael Hennessy of Tiddleshire and some lesser nobles from Come As Soon As You Hear. Also scheduled are:<br /><br />Pin The Tail On The Middleton<br />Free Knightings<br />Gurning Contest (curated by Grace van Cutsem)<br />Arm-Wrestle The Queen And Win A Beer<br />& A Royal Wedding To Remember<br /><br />Dress code: Crowns, gowns and sceptres. Free in before midnight if you put your name on this here guestlist: <a href="http://bit.ly/curtsey"><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://bit.ly/curtsey</span></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgULP2u58h_x8Fquoi5MKePpUeALIwQLW0UQVts5GCgtZkb23t4U_0GrmyxjGT7XXwsvra7aapVEymCOqLjcUVWv6LxRBiBUAQUU1KtCDGLXk7NXQP90QYOJIbSBaXa_Fa-V4j_aDzSP6La/s1600/curtsey9.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 426px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgULP2u58h_x8Fquoi5MKePpUeALIwQLW0UQVts5GCgtZkb23t4U_0GrmyxjGT7XXwsvra7aapVEymCOqLjcUVWv6LxRBiBUAQUU1KtCDGLXk7NXQP90QYOJIbSBaXa_Fa-V4j_aDzSP6La/s400/curtsey9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605457405598924162" border="0" /></a><br /></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-91347958940599540442011-05-08T16:59:00.000-07:002011-05-08T17:00:24.334-07:00BANG SHOOT BLAST<div id="cart_title_bar"> </div> <div id="flash_messages"> </div><a href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/ticketsolve_production_uploads/production_1/photos/125814380/BSB_1_sml_large.png" title="BANG SHOOT BLAST" id="show_gallery_0" rel="shadowbox[show_gallery];options={counterType:'skip',continuous:true,animSequence:'sync'}"><br /><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/ticketsolve_production_uploads/production_1/photos/125814380/BSB_1_sml_medium.png" alt="photo of BANG SHOOT BLAST" class="show-image" /> </a><div class="right-col no-properties"> </div><p>You meet someone, you fall in love and then suddenly it all ends in a horrible explosion. You vow never to love again. But, inevitably, you do. Love is a cycle.</p> <p>With music, video, wine and cake, the audience actively participate in six young characters’ relationship experiences. It doesn’t work out in real life like it does in the movies.</p> <p><br />Come As Soon As You Hear bring you a play for anyone who is in love, or has been, or will be one day. For boys and girls who love<br />boys and girls.</p> <p><br /><em>“Watson’s chipper tone and loose form carries an easy charm that’s hard not to warm to.”</em> - Irish Theatre Magazine.</p><p><br /></p><p>Tickets & Maps & things like that: www.gaytheatre.ie<br /></p>12345645645666777http://www.blogger.com/profile/17754979002378739414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-5614988167674310482011-03-20T13:44:00.001-07:002011-03-23T08:27:42.254-07:00Say Hello To Mr Pointy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1zdQL8CoMdq4JZtqTzxOxAIZVq0ptCK3j_r6Jj93XJMjmQAiCbXacAJL1WVJrnHmHvIl_3t_II43WEIOJWBG_bxGmGpV9qa3UD8F7tdIEhix8Me8ik7fFhKF9XDK4SFyMwFrv7xvXwQbq/s1600/hellmouth+logos.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 900px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1zdQL8CoMdq4JZtqTzxOxAIZVq0ptCK3j_r6Jj93XJMjmQAiCbXacAJL1WVJrnHmHvIl_3t_II43WEIOJWBG_bxGmGpV9qa3UD8F7tdIEhix8Me8ik7fFhKF9XDK4SFyMwFrv7xvXwQbq/s1600/hellmouth+logos.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>Bad news, y'all.<br /><div class="description summary"><br />A gaping Hellmouth has opened under Abbey Street and, rumour has it, foul and fearsome creatures of the night are set to descend on Twisted Pepper on Saturday, March 26th from 11pm.<br /><br />Come As Soon As You Hear invites you to wreak bloody havoc as we pay tribute to the residents of Sunnydale, dead and undead.<br /><br />Rocking the foundations of The Bronze will be CASAYH DJs, Andy 'The Master' Bannister and a couple more TBC.<br /><br />We encourage you to embrace the pseudo-gothic fashion sensibilities of Sunnydale High's Class of '99. Stakes: optional.<br /><br />Fill your details in <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://bit.ly/hellmouth">here</a> to get free in before midnight/€5 after.<br /><br />Poster by Jacqui Ferns.<br /></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-71508207953214606032011-01-26T18:33:00.000-08:002011-01-26T18:36:28.665-08:00Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6mYnBuZrAbjUxgeSkKYz0RPs7MqznLpP1whCdDdRbjnBthoAuzhzM9Z37jam8d1rqSfzqggiOUgikREA3hiWkKS5er_lZOjOJe2mYnv2JwnUu94oDvsG9MA9Ysd4pW6K8NW2DcWl4IFcv/s1600/sideboob_print.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6mYnBuZrAbjUxgeSkKYz0RPs7MqznLpP1whCdDdRbjnBthoAuzhzM9Z37jam8d1rqSfzqggiOUgikREA3hiWkKS5er_lZOjOJe2mYnv2JwnUu94oDvsG9MA9Ysd4pW6K8NW2DcWl4IFcv/s400/sideboob_print.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566688365109945330" border="0" /></a>This Saturday 29th of January at The Twisted Pepper on Abbey Street, CASAYH presents a tribute to trashy, troubled Hollywood youth and washed-up Disney Stars.<br /><br />Featuring:<br />Salvia bongs<br />Head-shaving<br />Poking of vehicles with umbrellas<br />Painkiller popping<br />Weighing scales<br />Chihuahua kidnappings <br />DUIs<br />Rehabilitation centre<br />And hopefully lots of sideboob<br /><br />DJ Sets by Alexander Murphy, Meadhbh McGrath, Kevin Aiken and CASAYH DJs. Click 'attend' <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=173920279312183"><span style="font-weight: bold;">here</span></a> to get on the cheaplist (free before midnight, €5 after). If you're bringing mates, post their names <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=173920279312183"><span style="font-weight: bold;">here</span></a>.<br /><br />Come As Soon As You HearJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-79101139903554456002011-01-26T18:29:00.000-08:002011-01-26T18:32:50.768-08:00Sally Fletcher: No Relation<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMiGwSoyh8z4jKDsU2JmPaTp4Blw-n-S-62ctx5XhjrlOpGX1CK-DxtCGoOZ7S_vwk_Dm2UbzUp3x5BohrJ73U6CX_uuW9fm0qzA-9qDwuRJUR_-5BPuFLuFsxodsY3ryGy6KPWl-qz4sV/s1600/jessica+fletcher.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMiGwSoyh8z4jKDsU2JmPaTp4Blw-n-S-62ctx5XhjrlOpGX1CK-DxtCGoOZ7S_vwk_Dm2UbzUp3x5BohrJ73U6CX_uuW9fm0qzA-9qDwuRJUR_-5BPuFLuFsxodsY3ryGy6KPWl-qz4sV/s400/jessica+fletcher.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566687196808920274" border="0" /></a>Someone has been brutally murdered at The Bernard Shaw but fret not. Jess Fletch is on the case. She'll be dusting off pint glasses and frisking potential culprits this Thursday, 27th of January, from 8pm.<br /><br />Niall Morahan (Electric Relaxation) and CASAYH DJs will be serving up a murderous mix on the decks, there'll be a screening of Jessica's last Irish adventure, Murder She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle, games of 'Guess Who?' and hopefully not much more bloodshed.<br /><br />Free admission. Come As Soon As You Hear.<br /><br />10 x 10 Drinks Specials<br />All the following drinks for €10, 7 days a week<br /><br />2 Vodka 1 Red Bull<br />2 x Cuba Libre (Havana Rum + Coke)<br />2 x Cocktails<br />3 x Corona / Sol<br />3 x Peroni<br />3 x Cusquena<br />3 x K'berg Pear 33cl<br />3 x Sambucca<br />3 x Jaegermeister<br />3 x TequilaJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-62082084602841629442011-01-05T08:45:00.000-08:002011-01-05T09:17:36.615-08:00A Call To Arms<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhctWjlDIP3d5_i8Wb0We4dr91GqvGxGawMkykMwr2El00o4jwA8lLjMPDvl_OJSB5bhEB0uNWi4D0csU1qOsLLt1ycjvQ5r7vbLxh9F_6HnsKkyHfYqpDUiw0xqijEc9JdVYQLWjZCtqeS/s1600/blank.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 169px; height: 475px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhctWjlDIP3d5_i8Wb0We4dr91GqvGxGawMkykMwr2El00o4jwA8lLjMPDvl_OJSB5bhEB0uNWi4D0csU1qOsLLt1ycjvQ5r7vbLxh9F_6HnsKkyHfYqpDUiw0xqijEc9JdVYQLWjZCtqeS/s1600/blank.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>We're coming up to the first birthday of our parties at Twisted Pepper and we're planning a hoedown throwdown and a half to mark the occasion.<br /><br />This time, we want you to help decide the theme of the night - the more ludicrous, the better. Just post your suggestion on Facebook event <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.facebook.com/#%21/event.php?eid=173920279312183">here</a> and the person with the most popular idea gets to make the calls on how we party down.<br /><br />Oh, and everyone make sure to veto Joey's Olsens As Soon As You Hear idea.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-53845744858503825692010-12-06T15:28:00.000-08:002010-12-06T15:49:00.114-08:00As The Scenery Grows, I See In Different Lights<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmQTBA_PbTbEMjb-ipJ0CakKjXgiHEjvHARNJFzmzPHkPdgXt6qpkDHRU64rvxy2fW0MvvzGM3F5GeGsHSnAlV_5xmJ7ecKbSPbLgtHcEsGDczAvHuRlpDsvPDFVdgYxu_TlKYl55S5l7P/s1600/market+force+%252B+alan+taylor.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 564px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmQTBA_PbTbEMjb-ipJ0CakKjXgiHEjvHARNJFzmzPHkPdgXt6qpkDHRU64rvxy2fW0MvvzGM3F5GeGsHSnAlV_5xmJ7ecKbSPbLgtHcEsGDczAvHuRlpDsvPDFVdgYxu_TlKYl55S5l7P/s1600/market+force+%252B+alan+taylor.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The dratted snow is finally beginning to melt and, soon, we'll finally be able to leave our homes without recreating the opening scenes of Bambi. To celebrate, we're throwing a heated hootenanny down at The Bernard Thaw.<br /><br />For your entertainment, we've got a live set by genre-melding songsmith <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://quarterinchcollective.bandcamp.com/album/the-skinny-white-ep">Market Force</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><br />On decks, we've got Mr <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://soundcloud.com/tailor-taylor/tailor-slash-taylor">Alan Taylor</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>cooking up a feast of aural delicacies before he hotfoots it back to London.<br /><br />CASAYH's Joey and Eimear will be pushing buttons on the mixer and hoping for the best and there'll also be a screening of the Tarantino/Rodriguez Grindhouse double feature, Planet Terror & Death Proof.<br /><br />Plus, mince pies and a rake of heaters to warm your cockles.<br /><br />ALSO on Thursday, Le Cool Dublin in association with A Visual Feast present The Bernard Shaw 4th Annual Xmas Exhibition. Full details <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=173062036049018">here</a>.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-6422251915423143252010-10-21T03:23:00.000-07:002010-10-21T06:21:51.632-07:00Give It A Slash, Jack<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGJOFhHtGoPinJ8dVNnbZ_0zbo7p_CRvRaZkXFLhl9T7Tkf7xdVhbl1vZeS9HwbkWKtzwUb6C7dPz84fv9Wja7pPoKnjCnCH1GWVU1oElYuZYNDOlZYWmaVXzoNRe2X7nk1dvVVf4TO4V7/s1600/beatyard2(2).jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 682px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGJOFhHtGoPinJ8dVNnbZ_0zbo7p_CRvRaZkXFLhl9T7Tkf7xdVhbl1vZeS9HwbkWKtzwUb6C7dPz84fv9Wja7pPoKnjCnCH1GWVU1oElYuZYNDOlZYWmaVXzoNRe2X7nk1dvVVf4TO4V7/s1600/beatyard2(2).jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://comeassoonasyouhear.blogspot.com/">Come As Soon As You Hear</a> have teamed up with the <a href="http://forwardslashdublin.wordpress.com/">Forward/Slash</a> boys for a night of mayhem at The Bernard Shaw, this Thursday the 21st as part of the Beatyard Weekender.<br /><br />From 8 o' clock, we'll have a selection of <a href="http://newvolta.blogspot.com/">New Volta Film Club</a> shorts, curated by Bob Gallagher, as well as CASAYH's interactive performance, which features flower crafts, fortune-telling and Facebook photography.<br /><br />DJs Frankie Grimes, James McLoughlin, Haido, Eimear Fitzmaurice and <a href="http://kdamo.wordpress.com/">kDamo</a> will be soundtracking the evening with all manner of blissed-out beats.<br /><br />Hip-hopper Bob Glynn will be playing some tunes, the enigmatic Lobster Boy will be putting his claws to use by whipping up some visual delights and, to top it all off, we'll be marking International Day of the Nacho.<br /><br />Bernard Shaw drinks promos? Check. Free admission? Czech. Go getcha some.<br /><br />If you can't make it along to this, fret not. There's plenty more fun to be had over the weekend. A full listing of what's happening for The Beatyard Weekender can be seen <a href="http://www.bodytonicmusic.com/beatyard/">here</a>.<br /><br />We're all hoping to make it down to the all-new <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=155003937868898">Toejam Mini Mall</a>, a compact edition of their renowned Carboot Sale, to see if I can gleam some bargains.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-77412909527959988152010-08-26T08:02:00.000-07:002010-08-27T08:08:15.468-07:00I'll Have Her Home By Twelve...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKohQX10SCj-ATZ9gJ2ddo2y2xtJ8f5TrU5qBD6yjQ26r9bRbvg7zCAtGNwrXk5lwV6FCro3jE9mxHcRLptR8NtVZJLg7A1B89Uq0badQm50PM6lA7sc5uhmgrL2m78BQSsPT2agiOxHi/s1600/prom_print.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKohQX10SCj-ATZ9gJ2ddo2y2xtJ8f5TrU5qBD6yjQ26r9bRbvg7zCAtGNwrXk5lwV6FCro3jE9mxHcRLptR8NtVZJLg7A1B89Uq0badQm50PM6lA7sc5uhmgrL2m78BQSsPT2agiOxHi/s400/prom_print.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509740565933339298" border="0" /></a>Slutbear cordially invites you, the Class of 2010, to the night of your lives.<br /><br />We're talking ugly dresses, dodgy suits, embarrassing decorations, spiked punch, photobooth, minging corsages and the filthiest pop and disco beats you'll find this side of your limo.<br /><span class="text_exposed_hide"></span><span class="text_exposed_show"><br />This Saturday, 28th August the Mezz will play host to the Come As Soon As You Hear Prom with some tunes from quarterback extraordinaire, KILLIAN COYLE, the ever-so-dapper SUPERSUPERDISCO escorts and the oh-so-foxy, homecoming queen Ms SARAH BYRNE (WAR).<br /><br />There will be slow dances. There will be a homecoming queen and king. There will be filthy dancing. And you better be dressed to disgrace yourself.<br /><br />From 11pm. Free before 12am/€5 after if you pop your details in here: <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://short.ie/prom" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://short.ie/prom</a></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-55847552630463106672010-08-19T12:43:00.000-07:002010-08-19T13:34:42.327-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">If you've gotten this password from Babes Behan, you have two choices:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><b><a href="https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dEZWNGpOazZpZXRyM3hHOXBEWWdDeFE6MQ"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Join The Fun</span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">or</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa6IZjIYEI4">End The Fun</a></span></b></span></span><div><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa6IZjIYEI4"></a></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">See you at Electric Picnic</span></span></span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-46704799432785008312010-08-19T12:06:00.000-07:002010-08-19T12:23:44.929-07:00Goodness Gracious<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY21MKzUeZrNr4dlaMfrNQCE70NSNf3YuPzWH8_GFExRsgs5Aot3ZXMDhRYSpRBtpCaGRtQFJ0B24Dl-T6yies_uGiEwPQG15O3W3R7NS1u-AlzoCqUhTZJqUJZteSU_gXtZr5jRvxDlY/s1600/41610_126558307388642_4187_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY21MKzUeZrNr4dlaMfrNQCE70NSNf3YuPzWH8_GFExRsgs5Aot3ZXMDhRYSpRBtpCaGRtQFJ0B24Dl-T6yies_uGiEwPQG15O3W3R7NS1u-AlzoCqUhTZJqUJZteSU_gXtZr5jRvxDlY/s320/41610_126558307388642_4187_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507199889126495810" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">A night of Comedy and Music, under cover of a big MARQUEE, and with it's own in-house(in-square) bar.<br />We'll be doing our original brand of Promenade Theatre/ Comedy Improvisation/ Pervasive Game/ Treasure Hunt that you've seen us do at Body & Soul, Astral Plains and soon, Electric Picnic.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Get your palm read by Madame Maureen.<br /></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Join the Anti-Party Party with Fergus McRiona, Junior T.D.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Make 'Flower Crafts' with Lucy Lovestone</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">or</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Get your 'Facebook Profile Photo' shot with Babes Behan</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Friday 20th August, 9pm</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Tickets: €10 (€7 student/unwaged)<br /><br /><br />For more information see:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126558307388642&ref=ts"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126558307388642&ref=ts</span></a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 16px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=126558307388642&ref=ts"></a>or<br /></span><a href="http://www.templebar.ie/EventDetail.aspx?eventid=146" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" style="cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">http://www.templebar.ie/Ev<wbr></span><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; margin-left: -10px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">entDetail.aspx?eventid=146</span></a></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-70435644629648099032010-08-12T03:08:00.001-07:002010-08-12T03:15:16.647-07:00It's Not That Common, It Doesn't Happen To Every Guy, And It Is A Big Deal<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_QDQx_PLEuANYyExb7B95yXnbeTr4xXXDVZd4Vd-4YJ9Bvj4ygfStL22wP5myJMOXKkNLz4kRcqh-ebOVxhNo_nXbD_-b0K8S3d3CdI2pSQLMa2z9YcOeRdYwIeDzTywaBic4-_JEENix/s1600/rofl.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_QDQx_PLEuANYyExb7B95yXnbeTr4xXXDVZd4Vd-4YJ9Bvj4ygfStL22wP5myJMOXKkNLz4kRcqh-ebOVxhNo_nXbD_-b0K8S3d3CdI2pSQLMa2z9YcOeRdYwIeDzTywaBic4-_JEENix/s400/rofl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504464690360817410" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Come As Soon As You Hear</span> are rolling back into the Bernard Shaw, sides splitting and tears rolling down our eyes. Do join us for our comedic line-up this Thursday at 8pm.<br /><br />Inside, we have <span style="font-weight: bold;">Shinoxcy</span>, an all-new, all-female, all-lycra sketch comedy troupe consisting of Roxanna NicLiam, Sinead Lynch and Lucy Montague-Moffatt. They have been making each other laugh since they met at the tender age of three, so most of their sketches ar<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">e based on true stories.<br /><br />In the beer garden, we have <span style="font-weight: bold;">Valerie Ní Loinsigh</span>, a musical, charismatic ginge with an obscure view on life and her mother. Has compared herself to 'a morbeg on acid, but without the political agenda and subliminal messages.' If you ever wanted to see what could have been had 'Annie' and the 'girl from the exorcist' been spliced together genetically, this is your chance.<br /><br />Music will be provided by Anatomy's resident vamp <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ev Ní Cionnaith</span>, who will be rustling up a generous platter of indie, dub and electro for your aural delight.<br /><br />Kicks off at 8pm. Thursday the 12th @ The Bernard Shaw. Completely free of charge. Pow pow.<br /></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-56194352369279968922010-08-08T13:44:00.000-07:002010-08-08T13:45:26.455-07:00En Plein Air<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.endamacnally.com/EVENTS/files/theoddball-poster3--flat-webversion.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 354px; height: 500px;" src="http://www.endamacnally.com/EVENTS/files/theoddball-poster3--flat-webversion.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size: 14px;">Live shows from Hugh Cooney, Enda Mac Nally and Come As Soon As You Hear, followed by DJ sets from C.A.S.A.Y.H DJ’s, SUPA FAST, Enda Mac Nally and maybe even a few tunes from South African techno/house legend Dwayne Housen.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px;">Check out more details on:</span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://www.templebar.ie/EventDetail.aspx?eventid=146" rel="self">Temple Bar Cultural Trust</a></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-21403552078005629782010-07-29T18:17:00.000-07:002010-07-30T05:14:54.938-07:00Doctor, Doctor, I'm All In A Twist...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu2Cne_xRmIcMdYr5TTW3am3UixgiRltIETjhyZ_XUt3EvJIze2wVYFgtuox90kZsBCtz46L-nh80ZbFEgEG8AYjff3A8sthAevzU-Tw8sYwnW33-2NOWjsmvsE-QZaHHOsREDz2wwbcVX/s1600/ACCIDENT+blog.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 515px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu2Cne_xRmIcMdYr5TTW3am3UixgiRltIETjhyZ_XUt3EvJIze2wVYFgtuox90kZsBCtz46L-nh80ZbFEgEG8AYjff3A8sthAevzU-Tw8sYwnW33-2NOWjsmvsE-QZaHHOsREDz2wwbcVX/s1600/ACCIDENT+blog.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Visit <a href="http://short.ie/accident"><span style="font-weight: bold;">http://short.ie/accident</span></a> and pop in your details to get free entry to Accident As Soon As You Emergency. Your life depends on it.<br /><br /><object width="300" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/xxx"><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/412893093387" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="300"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="100%" height="265"> <param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fthebubbleboy%2Fsets%2Faccident-as-soon-as-you-emergency-saturday-31st-twisted-pepper"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fthebubbleboy%2Fsets%2Faccident-as-soon-as-you-emergency-saturday-31st-twisted-pepper" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="265"></embed> </object> <span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/thebubbleboy/sets/accident-as-soon-as-you-emergency-saturday-31st-twisted-pepper">Accident As Soon As You Emergency - Saturday 31st @ Twisted Pepper</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/thebubbleboy">thebubbleboy</a></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-23741531270812587132010-07-01T08:52:00.000-07:002010-07-01T08:54:27.463-07:00Please Refrain From Peeing In The Paddling Pool<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKUdy4j1DfNynQazqs4VqK7vX3cJCRJpdIQzczawU06Oy5ZGPDsGsj3_9hLZyUq2eMcQRGz_EnRXD7qfhe3kue5Atne-Kpjx5GYb2jSu8ysMTNN3RHSOXDnr26wxwm1hL9qcazLfnb7jJX/s1600/splash.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKUdy4j1DfNynQazqs4VqK7vX3cJCRJpdIQzczawU06Oy5ZGPDsGsj3_9hLZyUq2eMcQRGz_EnRXD7qfhe3kue5Atne-Kpjx5GYb2jSu8ysMTNN3RHSOXDnr26wxwm1hL9qcazLfnb7jJX/s400/splash.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488966467345630594" border="0" /></a> Ya hear me? Point your pistol elsewhere.<br /><br />Splash As Soon As You Hear kicks off at 8pm tonight in The Bernard Shaw and we intend to get you wet.<br /><br />Kicking things off will be the waterfight to end all waterfights, so bring along your sturdiest super-soaker (we'll have some limited ammunition for those that come unarmed).<br /><br />Then, we have live performances by WAR's resident studmuffin David Middle Names O' Carroll and, quantum leaping from 1957 just to be with us, Rick O' Shea & The Stray Bullets.<br /><br />We'll also have DJ sets from CASAYH's Karl & Liana.<br /><br />Best thing of all? It's 100% free.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-46012619012892694212010-06-14T14:41:00.000-07:002010-06-16T16:19:27.803-07:00Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqmXv8V_bH2QB3OteVFmDIBM_y8UjvaP05ifYpSwNpQRLx-KF9JtXGkFKbXehSbi-PF8s_ju-XKm7JrB2buIUvCDLzXkYyWtjex2KCG7u1uf2UJy1oroi7xwRzZfE3snFec70kH28R3mNo/s1600/apocalypse.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqmXv8V_bH2QB3OteVFmDIBM_y8UjvaP05ifYpSwNpQRLx-KF9JtXGkFKbXehSbi-PF8s_ju-XKm7JrB2buIUvCDLzXkYyWtjex2KCG7u1uf2UJy1oroi7xwRzZfE3snFec70kH28R3mNo/s400/apocalypse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482764102228639698" border="0" /></a>Come As Soon As You Hear's shindig at <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Twisted Pepper</span> this Saturday the 19th from 11 is set to be the party to end all parties. Literally...<br /><br />Here at CASAYH's secret underground headquarters, we received a pretty disturbing email from an anonymous “N”. He/she writes:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">“Come Soon ye sinners, the end is near</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Our warning call you all must Hear</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">By way of storm or gaping chasm</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Our Earth’s fine crust shall wretch and spasm</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">She’ll suddenly refuse to tilt</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Until a virgin’s blood is spilled</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Tainted blood she won’t allow</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Have mercy on our souls. Miaow”</span><br /><br />Can you hear that? The vuvuzelas of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as they speedily approach? That's right. Our days are numbered. Unless we find a virgin to sacrifice, Saturday will be our last. So, let's make it count.<br /><br />How will you meet your grizzly fate? Porcupine to the heart? Ingrown Olsen Twin? Cruciatus Curse? Show us how by dressing accordingly. We want to know how it happens.<br /><br />☠ Cataclysmic choons from <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">PONY KIDS</span> and <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">CASAYH DJs</span> ☠ Gallons of blood ☠ Decimating drinks promotions ☠ Dance, dance, dancing to death ☠ Virgin sacrifice and/or The End of The World™ ☠<br /><br />Get in for the cheaper price of €5 by shlapping your details on here: <a style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);" href="http://short.ie/apocalypse" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://short.ie/apocalypse</a><br /><br />Come As Soon As You Hear.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-416824930171224032010-05-11T05:02:00.001-07:002010-05-11T05:04:37.061-07:00En Garde<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3763PnMsyoMdsEhrl9DK9-ex5mqhKWA_XykjNTF3-ZVscOEKOoSlfBHsLH7mYmEnR03NCE9RkneJd0712KNU59CgRjPYLNsHYEXtljaPEgHptxNtw0bNBMMKmI5LI4qOOGov-i6_O9LHY/s1600/kick+some+ass+%28small%29.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3763PnMsyoMdsEhrl9DK9-ex5mqhKWA_XykjNTF3-ZVscOEKOoSlfBHsLH7mYmEnR03NCE9RkneJd0712KNU59CgRjPYLNsHYEXtljaPEgHptxNtw0bNBMMKmI5LI4qOOGov-i6_O9LHY/s400/kick+some+ass+%28small%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469981842737776082" border="0" /></a>Somewhere,<br />In a mezzanine above Twisted Pepper...<br /><br />Trouble was a brewing. Captain Trouble, that is, brewing her Come As Soon As You Beer, under the watchful eye of The Alchemist, Shadowcat, and Concussion. Their dastardly plan to turn the whole city of Dublin into aloof, cynical hipsters by way of poisonous elixir was well under way.<br /><br />Meanwhile,<br />in a secret lair under Clarendon St...<br /><br />Helpful Girl, with the aid of her trusty binoculars, had those wretched villains well within her sights. She, alongside Basilisk, Lockjaw and Frostbite (known as The Hyper Friends) would thwart their evil plans once and for all. Now that you have Heard, Come join them in their quest to save our city!<br /><br />Your mission:<br /><br />Come to The Basement @ Clarendon House at 8:30pm and bring your own beer to counteract the poison. Here you will be given your Superhero name, and kitted out in appropriate garb, if you have not already done so. Then we will ambush The Twisted Pepper at 11pm sharp, and engage in a battle to end all battles. <br /><br />When you hear the klaxon, that's your chance to grab the nearest sticker labelled "POW", "ZWANG", "KNARG" "ETC", and whack it on your enemies. So villains, heed our call! You can Run As Soon As You Hear but you can't Hide As Soon As You Hear. All my single superheroes, put your hands up, and Kick Some Ass As Soon As You Hear.<br /><br />Bat time: 11pm, Saturday 15th of May<br />Bat channel: The Mezz at Twisted Pepper<br />Bat price: A fiver if you put your name on this here bat-cheaplist - <a href="http://short.ie/kick" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://short.ie/kick</a>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-76136655959760928772010-04-07T17:50:00.000-07:002010-04-07T18:00:31.254-07:00Strike The Pose<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDvKekt8SQhHoHRi1UUsBozn2JdihynvN8sKz9Gpfv2dswkkh3WNkWsxkBwsBIOdgEE07f5RMYNVavV0YvjzS0CvEpP1z6s_4WjvQn14BxKoqxvR2wOqRq5JHMhXrWzeUR7ul_xlrRuWko/s1600/vogue2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDvKekt8SQhHoHRi1UUsBozn2JdihynvN8sKz9Gpfv2dswkkh3WNkWsxkBwsBIOdgEE07f5RMYNVavV0YvjzS0CvEpP1z6s_4WjvQn14BxKoqxvR2wOqRq5JHMhXrWzeUR7ul_xlrRuWko/s400/vogue2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457563048273778978" border="0" /></a><br />Vogue As Soon As You Hear. 17th of April. Twisted Pepper. 11pm - late. Cheaplist: <a href="https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dG1nRGxjU3pEVVVfVEZBcVV4TkMtdkE6MA"><span style="font-weight: bold;">here</span></a>.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-86797713120874822242010-03-29T09:26:00.000-07:002010-04-01T09:29:06.507-07:00Well, Holy God<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvbheARIOj_sfGDfmKExTPmG4dCUR-HVOoT-GzvAmCz0LtnE9hW477PT0wgVvqPFPxamPkNuqfFhko-ohjHkweiWL4mzi4cqeeavNYhfivLKbyEnSgLtNOGaKtfArORjdw_gspHklaV8aI/s1600/mary.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvbheARIOj_sfGDfmKExTPmG4dCUR-HVOoT-GzvAmCz0LtnE9hW477PT0wgVvqPFPxamPkNuqfFhko-ohjHkweiWL4mzi4cqeeavNYhfivLKbyEnSgLtNOGaKtfArORjdw_gspHklaV8aI/s400/mary.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455206315756329810" border="0" /></a>Knock, knock...<br />Who's there?<br />The Virgin Mary and you.<br /><br />Oh come all ye faithless and prepare to be converted. After her recent sell-out show at Knock, The Blessed Virgin is making a one night only apparition at the Bernard Shaw on Holy Fool's Thursday, the 1st of April, and it promises to be divine.<br /><br />Featuring....<br /><br />Tunes from both testaments and virtuous visuals from Collidoscope (<a href="http://soundcloud.com/collidoscope/tracks" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this),">http://soundcloud.com/collidoscope/tracks</a>)<br />Euchristic electropop from Come As Soon As You Hear's Joey Kavanagh & Eimear Fitzmaurice<br />Decades of The Rosary<br />Baptisms<br />Condom Communion<br />Religious treats<br />And, of course, an appearance by The Madonna herself<br /><br />This Facebook invite has ended. Go now in peace, to love and serve The Lord.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-66635262735682028932010-03-22T19:34:00.000-07:002010-03-22T19:41:20.495-07:00Deeper Underground<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjBSYhzJpshzbWSw_0z5ztsZ2diB5riciVAEryo2m8ONxUt-rR03h6Uu-ouUjlOWWic7hbeN_bHOMLTeUAdvVgZ8EMgddhZUM-hxEFxQAYJkrRCw1hXMnM2jGYlLVmRxLZudjtNVZsTfUa/s1600-h/scriptscribe.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjBSYhzJpshzbWSw_0z5ztsZ2diB5riciVAEryo2m8ONxUt-rR03h6Uu-ouUjlOWWic7hbeN_bHOMLTeUAdvVgZ8EMgddhZUM-hxEFxQAYJkrRCw1hXMnM2jGYlLVmRxLZudjtNVZsTfUa/s400/scriptscribe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451652150795571202" border="0" /></a>The Basement is an underground performance and rehearsal space that has been our base of operations for the past year or so and the organisers of a series of '<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.facebook.com/exchangedublin/posts/111327562213052#%21/event.php?eid=373850504028&ref=ts">Scriptscribe</a>' workshops felt it was about time we included it in our plays.<br /><br />Six writers have drawn inspiration from The Basement and come up with an original 20 minute script. Some of these will eventually be performed in The Basement but, for now, we're hoping you'll come along and check out the scripts-in-progress.<br /><br />This evening and tomorrow evening there will be rehearsed readings of the 20 min scripts in The Basement (Clarendon House, Clarendon Street, Dublin 2).<br /><br />Come. Listen. Discuss. Wine. Whine.<br /><br />[Tueday 23d @ 8pm]<br />Readings of work by:<br />John Singleton<br />Tim Smyth<br />Meadhbh Haiceid<br /><br />[Wednesday 24th @8pm]<br />Readings of work by:<br />Jennifer Carroll<br />Louise Melinn<br />Joey Kavanagh<br /><br />Entry: €3 (suggested)<br /><br />Dramaturgy by Dan Colley and Bryan Moriarty. Facilitated by Róisín Mcgann.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-390270265534636922.post-61778244324629717422010-03-18T07:28:00.000-07:002010-03-18T07:34:22.595-07:00Future's Made of Virtual Insanity<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKLANH6LsFhaGd12GQNjO5b5bzOIWN_YgCDIFstBixkhnNhDCsunBCebwTe-dGNWrts9voCE_LxHfcbUB5DyeQi_Y-NyCq1caGZQbbEJoMEvezWUw8wv64r6OSBPnsfH9mHXdxTdd-d5NT/s1600-h/chat+small"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKLANH6LsFhaGd12GQNjO5b5bzOIWN_YgCDIFstBixkhnNhDCsunBCebwTe-dGNWrts9voCE_LxHfcbUB5DyeQi_Y-NyCq1caGZQbbEJoMEvezWUw8wv64r6OSBPnsfH9mHXdxTdd-d5NT/s400/chat+small" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449981444644582994" border="0" /></a>We're swapping clothes again, but this time we're stripping off on chatroulette.com.<br /><br />Instruction manual for 'Chat As Soon As You Roulette':<br /><br />1. Come.<br />2. Do a sexy dance for the benefit of those watching you on their computer screens.<br />3. When the klaxon sounds, 'next' your clothes by swapping 'em with someone nearby.<br />4. Repeat steps 2 - 3 until you...<br />5. Come.<br />6. Exeunt.<br /><br />Dress code: Clothes you might never see again.<br /><br />Choons: Of the bangin' variety. Served up by electro fiend <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://obsessive-behaviour.blogspot.com/">Shane Kelly</a> and pop purveyor <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://popcultureplatinum.blogspot.com/">Conor Behan</a> (AKA Platinum Jones).<br /><br />€5 before 12 if you fill your details into this here cheaplist - <a href="http://short.ie/chat" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this),">http://short.ie/chat</a>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14640210505123517887noreply@blogger.com0