Monday, 14 June 2010

Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth...

Come As Soon As You Hear's shindig at Twisted Pepper this Saturday the 19th from 11 is set to be the party to end all parties. Literally...

Here at CASAYH's secret underground headquarters, we received a pretty disturbing email from an anonymous “N”. He/she writes:

“Come Soon ye sinners, the end is near
Our warning call you all must Hear
By way of storm or gaping chasm
Our Earth’s fine crust shall wretch and spasm

She’ll suddenly refuse to tilt
Until a virgin’s blood is spilled
Tainted blood she won’t allow
Have mercy on our souls. Miaow”

Can you hear that? The vuvuzelas of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as they speedily approach? That's right. Our days are numbered. Unless we find a virgin to sacrifice, Saturday will be our last. So, let's make it count.

How will you meet your grizzly fate? Porcupine to the heart? Ingrown Olsen Twin? Cruciatus Curse? Show us how by dressing accordingly. We want to know how it happens.

☠ Cataclysmic choons from PONY KIDS and CASAYH DJs ☠ Gallons of blood ☠ Decimating drinks promotions ☠ Dance, dance, dancing to death ☠ Virgin sacrifice and/or The End of The World™ ☠

Get in for the cheaper price of €5 by shlapping your details on here:

Come As Soon As You Hear.

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