Please Refrain From Peeing In The Paddling Pool

Ya hear me? Point your pistol elsewhere.

Splash As Soon As You Hear kicks off at 8pm tonight in The Bernard Shaw and we intend to get you wet.

Kicking things off will be the waterfight to end all waterfights, so bring along your sturdiest super-soaker (we'll have some limited ammunition for those that come unarmed).

Then, we have live performances by WAR's resident studmuffin David Middle Names O' Carroll and, quantum leaping from 1957 just to be with us, Rick O' Shea & The Stray Bullets.

We'll also have DJ sets from CASAYH's Karl & Liana.

Best thing of all? It's 100% free.