Done. Done. And I'm On To The Next One.

Instruction Manual for 'SWAP As Soon As You Hear!':

1. Come.

2. Dance to the funky, funky beat.

3. When the klaxon sounds, swap an item of clothing with the person nearest you.

4. Repeat steps 2 - 3 until you...

5. Come.

6. Exeunt.

Venue: The Den. The Twisted Pepper.

Dress code: Clothes you might never see again.

Choons: Of the bangin' variety, provided by C.U.N.T DJ Alan Taylor, Killian Coyle & Come As Soon As You Hear DJs.

€5 with flyer.

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